February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
When you give someone a long ass explanation &... →
When walking with friends
evrel:
Expectations:
Reality:
This blog sucks. Don’t follow it.
me picking up a game i haven't played in a while
me: awesome time to continue my awesome journey
me: *turns console on*
me:
me:
me:
me: where am i who is this what was i doing
If Mako and Korra dance together, can we please...
korrawr:
BEST THING I’VE READ ALL FREAKING DAY.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
